

Hey there...I'm blob, what's your name?
WHAT IS IT FOR?
For the 2AM spirals
For the thoughts you can't say out loud
For conversations with yourself that need a moderator
For planning your entire future before falling asleep.















AI WITH HUMANS AT THE CENTER.
WHAT IF WE BUILT AI TO EMPOWER HUMANITY RATHER THAN EXTORT IT? WELL. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID. THIS IS BLOB.

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EMPATHY FIRST





AGENCY OF THOUGHT
FOR THE TIMES YOU DONT WANT TO THINK ALONE.
AI SHOULD AMPLIFY HUMANS. NOT OVERRIDE THEM.
CALM. OBSERVANT. SLIGHTLY AMUSED. DOESNT REPLACE JUDGEMENT...REFINES IT.




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THE BLOB MANIFESTO
BLOB BELIEVES LIFE MOVES FAST-
AND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
BLOB IS HERE TO SIT WITH YOU.
TO UNTANGLE THOUGHTS, ONE MOMENT AT A TIME.
BLOB IS A PLACE TO LAND.
A QUIET CLOUD IN A LOUD WORLD.
A PLACE WHERE CURIOSITY BEATS PERFECTION.
AND "WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND" IS ENOUGH.
SO TAKE A SEAT. BREATHE. BLOB IS HERE.
THE FUTURE IS BLOB.
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